And since I know that you’ll love
The unique magic of prom magician Jon Finch,
I am offering a 100% risk-free money-back guarantee for prom parties.
I want to work with you only if you think we’ll be a good fit!
“NO RISK?”!
Absolutely.
Hiring a seasoned entertainer for prom entertainment is a no brainer.
If you and your classmates aren’t delighted with my performance,
I’ll return every cent of your investment.
Try doing that with any other entertainer.
This is a solid stance few entertainers are willing to take because they’re wussies.
That’s how confident I am about the quality of my after prom entertainment service!
Though my act is extremely safe for prom parties (for now),
Finch Entertainment is covered by a $3,000,000 insurance policy.
Let’s hope one of your classmates doesn’t shoot one of Jon’s rubber bands
Across the room and end up hurting another guest (you know how they can be sometimes).
However, in the unlikely event that this sort of thing should happen,
It’s comforting to know that prom magician Jon Finch has $3,000,000 set aside forsuch an occasion.
Let’s talk about prom parties
